So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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