it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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