I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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