Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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