SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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