just come out here and I will go home with you...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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