Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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