Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
