We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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