so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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