What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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