I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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