I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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