look no pants
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
People in love make me want to vomit
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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