You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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