i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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