So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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