going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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