I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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