I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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