...so i touched it.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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