part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Help. Why am I so naked?
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