do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
