we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
