Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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