Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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