I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
tell me about the fingering
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