just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
is wine microwaveable?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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