yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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