At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My cat gives me a boner
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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