I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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