South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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