Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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