remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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