I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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