this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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