hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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