operation have a gay friend backfired
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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