this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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