This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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