Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
i think my cat just said my name.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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