so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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