his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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