The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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