should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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