He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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