David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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