but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Quick, to the slutcave!
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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