She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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