Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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